You’ll never be Obama

  You, Don Trump, will never be Obama.   Sometimes when I hear your words or see Sean and Paul and the others on the playground I want to run and hide.  I go by the merry-go-round, but I can still see you running about pushing random people to the ground.  Usually the slower ones….

Reason you can now give for being late (to class or to work )

I’m sorry, my soul wouldn’t stop crying.     I was trying to masturbate but it took waaaay longer than anticipated because the president kept instant messaging me and updating his Instagram with pics of his party friends and some sort of loose “football?” from the weekend and I thought it might be important.  …

Well, that got awful pretty fast.

Did u catch this; ? donald-trump-immigration-order-department-of-justice sorry to be the harbinger of bad-news-TUES day but somebody had to tell you. That’s how it goes. So apparently he fired our acting Attorney General after she declined to defend his psycho travel ban. And apparently we no longer live in a democracy with checks and balancces and all that…

so um yup I need a dreamcatcher

and not the one from Stephen King. I had a few interesting things happen to me in these last couple of days, and in the spirit of breaking free from my self-imposed shell of obscurity, I am writing them on my blog, why not? I got a little closed-in in the last idk year? here…