Jokes from Hillary from before the Awful Thing Happened

“People look at the Statue of Liberty and they see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants. A beacon of hope for people around the world. Donald sees the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4. Maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair.” “But…

Title Your Way

Can I write a poem about love? Can I reach into the depths of whateva’s left and scratch the surface of a half-beaten smile and jimmy out a broken tooth or two to peer into the bloody grinning gap to eek-out loveworn lumps of shimmering gut squishy, glossy heart tissues nudes pews glossolalia nerves connect…

Reason you can now give for being late (to class or to work )

I’m sorry, my soul wouldn’t stop crying.     I was trying to masturbate but it took waaaay longer than anticipated because the president kept instant messaging me and updating his Instagram with pics of his party friends and some sort of loose “football?” from the weekend and I thought it might be important.  …

Encore

  Encore   And I came so strong, Last night in thought You You and lost consciousness 3 Maybe 17 minutes to know you you Me a sea And me a sea again and a bikini lost the top and you Et moi une mer et un bikini a perdu et vous Vous 17 minutes…

haikus

and if i ever meltdown twitter to invite donald with me     tutor me he his is everything… poetry ghost iridescently hands tweaking me spell iridescent smarty pants         if i could erase my brain What is his name google Jim Carey’s sunshine please find t hat machine that erases the…

Well, that got awful pretty fast.

Did u catch this; ? donald-trump-immigration-order-department-of-justice sorry to be the harbinger of bad-news-TUES day but somebody had to tell you. That’s how it goes. So apparently he fired our acting Attorney General after she declined to defend his psycho travel ban. And apparently we no longer live in a democracy with checks and balancces and all that…

not sure about all of it but i like dem books

and mentors are good too but maybe not in the doggedly aggressive way he mentions about it but also maybe that’s why he’s rich and i’m not   (IDK he has good points, I usually just like to slink or spiral around people until they get generally annoyed with me or completely creeped out and…

I hope you can hear this

I was trying so hard to understand and hear this today.  So many strange feelings and pain pain pain.  I ask myself, who is feeling this pain?  Really a hard question when I stop and think about it.  I thought it was an easy question the first time I heard him say it, ask it….

you ever had that moment…

when right when you were doing something weird, or thinking something weird, or just being weird in general and oh a private moment and then you get on wordpress and someone posts something just that moment that was kind of exactly the thing you were doing?  Yeah.  That kind of paranoid feeling. Doctors say Doctors…

ese hijo de puta

burning of american a sheriff killed a baby and mitt romney kissed the whole ass and told america yeah i did it I did it good.    

high anxiety

IS he? I had THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT when I watched it…. Weird- well at least I know that I’m not the only one with high anxiety lately. It’s been tough.   This is different,   This is funnier.