Jokes from Hillary from before the Awful Thing Happened

“People look at the Statue of Liberty and they see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants. A beacon of hope for people around the world. Donald sees the Statue of Liberty and sees a 4. Maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair.” “But…

Kevin Spacey is a Tree

But I’m giving the link to Harrison Ford as The Ocean because he sounds so bad-ass, as usual.   And now I’m prompted to write a poem as a personification of nature, because I think it’s a good idea.  Kevin spacey is a tree, not the best tree, he could have done better.  I still…