You’ll never be Obama

  You, Don Trump, will never be Obama.   Sometimes when I hear your words or see Sean and Paul and the others on the playground I want to run and hide.  I go by the merry-go-round, but I can still see you running about pushing random people to the ground.  Usually the slower ones….

Last one!

(….he says as Kellyanne Conway hides his phone in the red-fanged maw hidden under the blonde of the back of her necks.)   Ummmm… our prez.  As evident by his twitter feed, which is, in fact, a very clean window into his soul… or rather psyche.